Apple Keynote Bingo

Apple Watch Edition…Edition…Version


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Rancid new coloursFirst “hands-on” from CNet that is anything butCheapest straps look crappy, thereby making you spend moreHere comes the finance bit!Retweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple product
The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finishedPrice point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buyingStealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the KeynoteMG Siegler swears in a tweetPrice is sort of fucking expensive
That’s the glasshole moment, right thereMarco Arment tweets “‘Shit’ – [maker of usurped feature]”FreeSpaceInane fratboy-esque whooping from the audienceInteresting attempt to redefine “battery lasts a whole day”
Android supporters point out things it doesn’t doConspicuous absence of battery life infoYou file away another claim by a fashionista that nobody will wear itInstagrammed photo of the Keynote (a.k.a. Tim Cook with a vintage feel)Demos showing inexplicable lack of concern at being mugged
AdvertYou’ve already chosen the watch/strap combination (steel, 42, link)Surely it should be “Special Edition” not “Edition”A new app that looks OK, but nothing special“We hope you like it”

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