Apple Keynote Bingo

September 2018 Edition


Play again?
MOAR WATCH STRAPS That moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really do First “hands-on” from CNet that is anything but New Apple TV screensavers Computer controlled milling machine action shot
The never ending quest to avoid calling it “pink” “Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?” Apple’s lack of diversity manifests itself on stage once again Tim Cook’s thin, watery smile [a Drag Race GIF that perfectly illustrates something]
Thin as a feature The ever-growing confusion of which devices get true-tone, force-touch, mega-frame-rate FreeSpace “We hope you like it” Advert
Still not round, though, is it? Enterprise! Woo yeah! *rolls eyes* Siri can now misunderstand you in a wider variety of home automation circumstances The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finished Steve Jobs Medical Centre
“Best ever battery life” once again a relative concept “Our most affordable expensive phone ever” Dreadful skit Apple stops pretending the Apple Watch is anything other than an expensive Fitbit Steve Jobs Multi-Faith Prayer Room

  New play card   Tweet this!

Made with love in Edinburgh, Scotland by @patrickhmason and @davidmoss Want more snark? Try Trollem Ipsum