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Marco Arment tweets “‘Shit’ – [maker of usurped feature]”“Apple Watch” not “the Apple Watch”Watches really should be round, not squareRetweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple product“10 ways to get more page views about the Apple Watch” – Business Insider
Android supporters point out things it doesn’t doA tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtagsFirst troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”Poorly implemented cloud featuresMike Monteiro says something outrageous in a tweet
NikeSmiling children in an emerging market play with an iPadFreeSpaceYou’ve already chosen the watch/strap combination (steel, 42, link)Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience
Nice independent software maker totally undermined by a new featureSir Jony Ive“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*“We think it’s great”Instagrammed photo of the Keynote (a.k.a. Tim Cook with a vintage feel)
Surely it should be “Special Edition” not “Edition”That’s the glasshole moment, right thereSomething to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhapsThat moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really doYou file away another claim by a fashionista that nobody will wear it

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