Apple Keynote Bingo

June 2016 Edition


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“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic wordPhil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shadePhil Schiller“We think it’s great”“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”
A new app that looks OK, but nothing special“Partnership”“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*“Here it is”Apply Pay stats
Something to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps?Watch’s purely decorative role confirmed by more bandsFreeSpaceApple Music becomes marginally less infuriatingEnterprise! Woo yeah! *rolls eyes*
ZING! Take THAT Google!A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtagsSwift? Maybe. I’m not a developer. I don’t careMOAR WATCH BANDS for your increasingly useless watchComputer controlled milling machine action shot
Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPadPoorly implemented cloud features“We love music, but you wouldn’t think so given this closing performance”That’s a NICE new Apple StoreAll the colours! Available in all the colours!

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