Apple Keynote Bingo

Apple Watch Edition…Edition…Version


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“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*Phil SchillerSmiling children in an emerging market play with an iPadDemos showing inexplicable lack of concern at being muggedConspicuous absence of battery life info
Price is sort of fucking expensiveComputer controlled milling machine action shotSir Jony IveHere comes the finance bit!A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags
Retweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple productMG Siegler swears in a tweetFreeSpaceToo long spent going over new Siri features“We think it’s great”
New, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)A new app that looks OK, but nothing specialPhil Schiller serves some Samsung or Google baiting shadeNike“Let me show it to you”
“Apple Watch” not “the Apple Watch”Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY trueTo the tune of “Mna-mna”: “Peripheral-do-do-do-do-do!”9.42am!Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying

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