Apple Keynote Bingo

Hello Again
October 2016 Edition


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Headphone jack now via USB-C -> lightning -> 3.5mm adapterAdvertAttempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software updateAll the colours! Available in all the colours!Super-earnest medical research VT
Market analysts hoping consumers “swipe-right” on new MacBooks“Partnership”“Let me show it to you”Here comes the finance bit!God-awful keyboard
Tim Cook’s thin, watery smilePreviously ethusiatic Unix Nerds decrying loss of keys they never usedFreeSpace“We hope you like it”Stealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote
First “hands-on” from CNet that is anything butYou get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING!Tim CookPoorly implemented cloud featuresNew Apple TV screensavers (because that will fix it, obviously)
They Didn’t Forget About DreNew office… or Deathstar?“We think it’s great”“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic wordDreadful skit

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