Apple Keynote Bingo

WWDC16
June 2016 Edition


BINGO!

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New Apple TV screensavers (because that will fix it, obviously)9.42am!Poorly implemented cloud features“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”Dreadful skit
“It’s in beta, right now”Something to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps?“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*Vague promises of innovation to come3D Touch rebranded again to something even creepier
“Let me show it to you”Male presenters undo yet another shirt buttonFreeSpaceApply Pay statsDisappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY true
Where’s my 5K monitor, Apple?That’s a NICE new Apple StoreSir Jony IveThey Didn’t Forget About DrePhil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shade
Where’s the Mac Pro update, Apple?Swift? Maybe. I’m not a developer. I don’t careAttempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software updateA new computer? Who knew.Everyone loses their shit about something technical

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