Apple Keynote Bingo

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October 2016 Edition


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Eddy Cue does some dad dancingSiri on more stuff - more uselessness, more of the timeAttempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software updatePreviously ethusiatic Unix Nerds decrying loss of keys they never usedA tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags
Nice independent software maker totally undermined by a new featureThat moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really doNew office… or Deathstar?Like a MacBook Pro… but thinnerContent rights holders visibly soiling themselves
Something to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps?God-awful keyboardFreeSpace“We think it’s great”Enterprise! Woo yeah! *rolls eyes*
Stealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote“We hope you like it”Beats 2: all the middle-of-the-roads hits, all the time.Where’s the Mac Pro update, Apple?“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”
A new app that looks OK, but nothing special“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*Here comes the finance bit!First “hands-on” from CNet that is anything butEveryone loses their shit about something technical

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