Apple Keynote Bingo

Hello Again
October 2016 Edition


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Super-earnest medical research VTTim CookHeadphone jack now via USB-C -> lightning -> 3.5mm adapterAttempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software updateBeats 2: all the middle-of-the-roads hits, all the time.
Everyone loses their shit about something technicalStealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the KeynotePreviously ethusiatic Unix Nerds decrying loss of keys they never usedThey Didn’t Forget About DreNew office… or Deathstar?
Sir Jony IveSmiling children in an emerging market play with an iPadFreeSpace“Partnership”“It’s in beta, right now”
“We hope you like it”“Billion”Dreadful skitMale presenters undo yet another shirt button9.42am!
Content rights holders visibly soiling themselvesEven the fanboys seem bored with iterative improvementNo headphone port! *Muppet arm flail*Lots of iPhone-shot pictures of smiling Caucasians[Seriously, tho – MagSafe was ace. WHY, APPLE? WHY?]

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