Apple Keynote Bingo

Hello Again
October 2016 Edition


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ZING! Take THAT Google! Eddy Cue does some dad dancing Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying Dreadful skit Techbloggers valiantly attempt to justify lack of Escape key
Swift? Maybe. I’m not a developer. I don’t care Joke about exploding Note 7s New office… or Deathstar? Phil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shade Everyone loses their shit about something technical
Hopes the “music” act isn‘t a DJ cross-fading on the touchbar “We hope you like it” FreeSpace Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software update Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience
Headphone jack now via USB-C -> lightning -> 3.5mm adapter Vague promises of innovation to come Nice independent software maker totally undermined by a new feature Enterprise! Woo yeah! *rolls eyes* The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finished
Phil Schiller “I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately* [Seriously, tho – MagSafe was ace. WHY, APPLE? WHY?] They Forgot About Dre No headphone port! *Muppet arm flail*

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