Apple Keynote Bingo
September 2018 Edition
|“We think it’s great”
||They’re good phones, Brent.
||Footage of pleasingly diverse (for Apple) employees in a glass meeting room
|The ever-growing confusion of which devices get true-tone, force-touch, mega-frame-rate
||MOAR WATCH STRAPS
||“Our most affordable expensive phone ever”
||The never ending quest to avoid calling it “pink”
||Stealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote
|Siri can now misunderstand you in a wider variety of home automation circumstances
||ZING! Take THAT Google!
||Eddy Cue does some dad dancing
||Your old watch is junk! JUNK!
||Poorly implemented cloud features
||Thin as a feature
||New, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)
||“Let me show it to you”
||Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad
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