|Nice independent software maker totally undermined by a new feature
||Vague promises of innovation to come
||Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience
|Apple stops pretending the Apple Watch is anything other than an expensive Fitbit
||Still not round, though, is it?
||New Apple TV screensavers
||Jony: “I won’t be happy until it’s just a featureless block of metal”.
||First “hands-on” from CNet that is anything but
|Victory finally declared in the war on bezels
||You get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING!
||Retweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple product
|The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finished
||Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software update
||Whatever, it’s still a square watch
||Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad
||Here comes the finance bit!
|“Budget phone”: the biggest grammatical LOL since “alternative facts”
||Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying
||Computer controlled milling machine action shot
||“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word
||Everyone loses their shit about something technical