Apple Keynote Bingo

June 2016 Edition


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WHERE’S THE FUCKING CAR, APPLE.Complaints it doesn’t have USB-CEddy CueSwift? Maybe. I’m not a developer. I don’t careMOAR WATCH BANDS for your increasingly useless watch
Content rights holders visibly soiling themselves“Let me show it to you”A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtagsPoorly implemented cloud featuresRetweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple product
Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audienceEnterprise! Woo yeah! *rolls eyes*FreeSpaceVague promises of innovation to comePhil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shade
Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software update“Billion”Tim Cook’s thin, watery smileWhere’s the Mac Pro update, Apple?“Partnership”
Stealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the KeynoteMale presenters undo yet another shirt buttonNew Apple TV screensavers (because that will fix it, obviously)Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buyingAdvert

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