Apple Keynote Bingo

WWDC 2015 Edition


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Fit women running conspicuously wearing watchesContent rights holders visibly soiling themselvesPoorly implemented cloud featuresFirst troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying
First “hands-on” from CNet that is anything butZING! Take THAT Google!Marco Arment tweets “‘Shit’ – [maker of usurped feature]”U2! Really? REALLY?That’s a NICE new Apple Store
WHERE’S THE FUCKING CAR, APPLE.EXCRUCIATING third party demoFreeSpaceTedious “curated radio stations”Mike Monteiro says something outrageous in a tweet
NikePhil Schiller serves some Samsung or Google baiting shadeNew, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)New Watch? Take that, early adopters!A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags
The still odd concept of Zane Lowe working for AppleAdvertRendered VT of terrifying new officeEveryone loses their shit about something technicalAll the colours! Available in all the colours!

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