Apple Keynote Bingo

WWDC 2015 Edition


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“We hope you like it”“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”That’s a NICE new Apple StoreSomething to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhapsComputer controlled milling machine action shot
The still odd concept of Zane Lowe working for AppleHealth monitoring features. It’s all about the stats, folks“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finishedEdinburgh Apple Store!
Tim Cook’s thin, watery smileTim CookFreeSpaceNikeU2! Really? REALLY?
First troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”That’s the glasshole moment, right there“We think it’s great”“Partnership”Shut up, Bono
“Here it is”Too long spent going over new Siri features9.42am!Rendered VT of terrifying new officeNew HQ continues to feel like vapourware

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