|The never ending quest to avoid calling it “pink”
||Footage of pleasingly diverse (for Apple) employees in a glass meeting room
||Still not round, though, is it?
||Computer controlled milling machine action shot
|Losing track of the number of things Steve Jobs would never have allowed
||Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad
||Watch strap made of something weird (e.g. soylent green, unicorn hair)
||Respect the OLED…and tame the notch
||All the colours! Available in all the colours!
|Everyone loses their shit about something technical
||Retweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple product
||“Our most affordable expensive phone ever”
||Your old watch is junk! JUNK!
|Eddy Cue does some dad dancing
||ZING! Take THAT Google!
||Stealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote
||Lots of iPhone-shot pictures of smiling Caucasians
||A new app that looks OK, but nothing special
|Jony: “I won’t be happy until it’s just a featureless block of metal”.
||Steve Jobs Staff Restaurant
||Whatever, it’s still a square watch
||The ever-growing confusion of which devices get true-tone, force-touch, mega-frame-rate
||New, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)