Apple Keynote Bingo

“Let us loop you in”
March 2016 Edition


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Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software updateNew, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)“Billion”Doubling down on security AND WE ALL KNOW WHYA new computer? Who knew.
“We think it’s great”Computer controlled milling machine action shotSir Jony IveTim Cook’s thin, watery smileStealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote
Swift? Maybe. I’m not a developer. I don’t careSmaller iPhone! Haven’t we been here before?FreeSpacePhil SchillerSomething to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps?
Is it a small iPad Pro…or a large iPad mini…?9.42am!What is the use case re: Tinder?Phil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shadeComplaints it doesn’t have USB-C
Jony – you could do with some botox, bae.“We hope you like it”The still odd concept of Zane Lowe working for AppleEveryone loses their shit about something technicalAdvert

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