Apple Keynote Bingo

September 2018 Edition


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Here comes the finance bit! “It’s available in beta, right now” Tech nerds moaning about open-plan offices Dreadful skit “Best ever battery life” once again a relative concept
Male presenters undo yet another shirt button Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software update Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying You get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING!
Still not round, though, is it? Victory finally declared in the war on bezels FreeSpace Computer controlled milling machine action shot Super-earnest medical research VT
Advert A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags Apple Pay stats Footage of pleasingly diverse (for Apple) employees in a glass meeting room Serenity Caldwell!
“Here it is” New, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”) Home automate ALL THE THINGS Tim Cook Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY true

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