|Here comes the finance bit!
||“It’s available in beta, right now”
||Tech nerds moaning about open-plan offices
||“Best ever battery life” once again a relative concept
|Male presenters undo yet another shirt button
||Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad
||Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software update
||Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying
||You get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING!
|Still not round, though, is it?
||Victory finally declared in the war on bezels
||Computer controlled milling machine action shot
||Super-earnest medical research VT
||A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags
||Apple Pay stats
||Footage of pleasingly diverse (for Apple) employees in a glass meeting room
|“Here it is”
||New, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)
||Home automate ALL THE THINGS
||Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY true