Apple Keynote Bingo

September Event 2015 Edition


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Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY trueForce touch – for extra dropabilityDeep dive into an obscure El Capitan settingFirst “hands-on” from CNet that is anything butSir Jony Ive
New HQ continues to feel like vapourware“We hope you like it”Shut up, BonoInstagrammed photo of the Keynote (a.k.a. Tim Cook with a vintage feel)Tim Cook
Fit women running conspicuously wearing watchesTim Cook’s thin, watery smileFreeSpaceMG Siegler swears in a tweetComplaints that it does have USB-C
They Didn’t Forget About DreRight-handed people paying to travel on the TubeAn incomprehensible quantity of iMessages allegedly deliveredContent rights holders visibly soiling themselvesPrice point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying
OMG, the TV thing is actually happening“Partnership”EXCRUCIATING third party demoApple TV still not *quite* rightRancid new colours

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