Apple Keynote Bingo


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Phil Schiller serves some Samsung or Google baiting shade“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buyingNew HQ continues to feel like vapourwareMike Monteiro says something outrageous in a tweet
Your obsoleted laptop follows its time-to-die signalNo mention of the TV thing that no-one actually wants“Really cool”Oh. A new version of iTunes. Great.BuzzFeed animated GIF listicle
Slightly too long spent discussing the security of photos.appToo long spent going over new Siri featuresFreeSpaceEddy CueFailure once again to hit the market’s goldilocks thin approval range
Apple gives in and turns ‘find my friends’ into a hookup app“mini”HealthKit texts your therapist for you“Amazing”“Innovation”
New, patent pending, “unnes-accessory”Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY true“4.7? Or 5.5? Fuck it, I’ll just get both.”Advert“Android already does that!”

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