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Edinburgh Apple Store!ZING! Take THAT Google!Poorly implemented cloud featuresHere comes the finance bit!Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad
Android supporters point out things it doesn’t doTo the tune of “Mna-mna”: “Peripheral-do-do-do-do-do!”Vague information about Apple Pay connectivityThat moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really doFirst troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”
Fit women running conspicuously wearing watchesNikeFreeSpaceBuzzFeed animated GIF listicleSomething to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps
Fit men in crisp white shirts conspicuously wearing watchesPrice point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buyingWhat is the use case re: Tinder?“Here it is”New, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)
Health monitoring features. It’s all about the stats, folksAll the colours! Available in all the colours!Mike Monteiro says something outrageous in a tweet“10 ways to get more page views about the Apple Watch” – Business InsiderYou can’t afford one

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