Apple Keynote Bingo


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“Android already does that!”“Here it is”This iWatch isn’t made from a single piece of aluminium!An incomprehensible quantity of iMessages allegedly deliveredHealth monitoring features. It’s all about the stats, folks
Oh. A new version of iTunes. Great.No mention of the TV thing that no-one actually wants“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”MG Siegler swears in a tweetNew, patent pending, “unnes-accessory”
“We think it’s great”Bono. FFSFreeSpaceRancid new coloursThe live blog you are following crashes
Jony fails to realise that low-cut v-neck tees are not a right“Look at that”Security whitewash over any iCloud vulnerabilities. There were noneOh god, Apple, don’t do social. You can’t do socialThunderbolt!
iWatch! About. Fucking. Time.“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*iOS 8 still not looking finishedZING! Take THAT Google!iMessage syncing to stop sucking; Also, flying pigs

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