Apple Keynote Bingo

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September 2016 Edition


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“We love music, but you wouldn’t think so given this closing performance”Phil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shadeSir Jony IveStill not round, though, is it?“Here it is”
Beats 2: all the middle-of-the-roads hits, all the time.“Partnership”Watch strap made of something weird (e.g. soylent green, unicorn hair)“Apple Watch” not “the Apple Watch”Complaints it doesn’t have USB-C
Eddy CueEddy Cue does some dad dancingFreeSpaceThey Forgot About DreA tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags
Joke about exploding Note 7sNew Apple TV screensavers (because that will fix it, obviously)Lots of iPhone shot pictures of smiling CaucasiansApple Music becomes marginally less infuriatingTim Cook’s thin, watery smile
They Didn’t Forget About Dre9.42am!EXCRUCIATING third party demoComplaints that it does have USB-CSwift? Maybe. I’m not a developer. I don’t care

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