Apple Keynote Bingo

September Event 2015 Edition


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Retweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple productInane fratboy-esque whooping from the audienceComputer controlled milling machine action shotThat’s a NICE new Apple StoreSomething to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps
The still odd concept of Zane Lowe working for Apple“Apple Watch” not “the Apple Watch”Fit women running conspicuously wearing watchesToo long spent going over new Siri featuresEddy Cue
A new app that looks OK, but nothing specialEveryone loses their shit about something technicalFreeSpacePhil SchillerSomething something Game of Thrones something
Rendered VT of terrifying new officeEddy Cue does some dad dancingFirst troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”Poorly implemented cloud featuresThe Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finished
“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic wordThey Forgot About DreStealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote“Partnership”Fit men in crisp white shirts conspicuously wearing watches

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