Apple Keynote Bingo


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Health monitoring features. It's all about the stats, folksFirst “hands-on” from CNet that is anything butRendered VT of terrifying new office“Innovation”“Really cool”
Click wheel iPod finally, silently, and ruthlessly, killedNikeMarco Arment tweets “‘Shit’ – [maker of usurped feature]”iMessage syncing to stop sucking; Also, flying pigsAn incomprehensible quantity of iMessages allegedly delivered
BuzzFeed animated GIF listicleTo the tune of “Mna-mna”: “Peripheral-do-do-do-do-do!”FreeSpace“Look at that”Pioneering new design (i.e. thinner)
“Amazing”Dr Dre looking totes awks“And if you’re an intelligence agency, you’re going to love this”Awful game uses INCREDIBLE new GPU capacityEven more judgment of Tim, now that he's been in the post longer
Better than ever camera, with same size as ever sensorSmiling children in an emerging market play with an iPadThe live blog you are following crashes“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*“Android already does that!”

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