Apple Keynote Bingo

“Let us loop you in”
March 2016 Edition


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A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtagsSir Jony IveZING! Take THAT Google!Here comes the finance bit!Phil Schiller
AdvertApply Pay statsYou get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING!New office…or Deathstar?“We love music, but you wouldn’t think so given this closing performance”
Retweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple productMOAR WATCH BANDS for your increasingly useless watchFreeSpaceAttempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software update“Apple Watch” not “the Apple Watch”
(It’s been tough to add new ones this time – incremental improvement doesn’t lead to breakthrough humour)Even the fanboys seem bored with iterative improvementWHERE’S THE FUCKING CAR, APPLE.Poorly implemented cloud features“Billion”
“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word3D Touch rebranded again to something even creepierDisappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY trueEddy Cue does some dad dancingApple Music becomes marginally less infuriating

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