Apple Keynote Bingo

September 2018 Edition


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Everyone loses their shit about something technical “Best ever battery life” once again a relative concept Eddy Cue does some dad dancing EXCRUCIATING third party demo [a Drag Race GIF that perfectly illustrates something]
Phil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shade “Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word All the colours! Available in all the colours! “Billion” “We hope you like it”
Tim Cook Eddy Cue FreeSpace The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finished The never ending quest to avoid calling it “pink”
A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags Tim Cook’s thin, watery smile Apple Pay stats Computer controlled milling machine action shot Siri can now misunderstand you in a wider variety of home automation circumstances
That moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really do Super-earnest medical research VT Jony: “I won’t be happy until it’s just a featureless block of metal”. They’re good phones, Brent. “We think it’s great”

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