Apple Keynote Bingo
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|Here comes the finance bit!||Body made of a substance you’ve never heard of||A new app that looks OK, but nothing special||“We think it’s great”||Tacit admission battery life wasn't good enough|
|“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word||ASYMCO makes a new chart; you wonder how he has the time||“..but better”||To the tune of “Mna-mna”: “Peripheral-do-do-do-do-do!”||“Innovation”|
|Someone says “This is exactly how Steve would have done it”||Tim Cook||New feature not rolled out to legacy product||Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad||Bitterness from Gizmodo that they are not invited|
|“mini”||Too small||No specific name, just iPad||Crucial feature not yet rolled out to larger iPad makes small one more desirable||Instagrammed photo of the Keynote (a.k.a. Tim Cook with a vintage feel)|
|Awful game uses INCREDIBLE new GPU capacity||Click wheel iPod silently, and ruthlessly, killed||Better GPS means more accurate “location-based dating”||Phil Schiller||You are retweeted by a techblogger|
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