Apple Keynote Bingo


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An incomprehensible quantity of iMessages allegedly deliveredOblique reference to security of your dataStealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the KeynotePioneering new design (i.e. thinner)First “hands-on” from CNet that is anything but
“We think it’s great”A rubbish middle-of-the-road singerThe live blog you are following crashesThat’s a NICE new Apple StoreSomething to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps
9.42am!Microscopically marginal changes to the Apple TV, resulting in “all new” monikerFreeSpaceSlightly too long spent discussing the security of photos.app“10 ways to get more page views about the iWatch” – Business Insider
“It’s available in beta today”“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic wordEducation. It’s all about education. Is it PHOOEY. It’s about Flappy Birds.“Really cool”“Android already does that!”
Security whitewash over any iCloud vulnerabilities. There were noneNew, patent pending, “unnes-accessory”Totalling how much you have to spend on upgrades to get a minor new featureTim CookTim Cook’s thin, watery smile

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