Apple Keynote Bingo

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October 2016 Edition


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Dreadful skitPhil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shadeThe Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finishedAll the colours! Available in all the colours!Computer controlled milling machine action shot
Lots of iPhone-shot pictures of smiling Caucasians“It’s no Surface”“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic wordBeats 2: all the middle-of-the-roads hits, all the time.New office… or Deathstar?
Eddy Cue“Partnership”FreeSpaceEnterprise! Woo yeah! *rolls eyes*Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad
You get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING![Seriously, tho – MagSafe was ace. WHY, APPLE? WHY?]Here comes the finance bit!Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software updateEddy Cue does some dad dancing
Myraid ports replaced by USB-CA new app that looks OK, but nothing specialCan you play the function key panel like a cheap child’s toy piano? I hope soJony: “I won’t be happy until it’s just a featureless block of metal”.No headphone port! *Muppet arm flail*

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