Apple Keynote Bingo

WWDC 2015 Edition


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A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtagsRancid new colours“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finishedStreaming is slightly too expensive
Sir Jony IveSomething to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps“We think it’s great”OX X.XI – Sunset StripComputer controlled milling machine action shot
Shut up, BonoContent rights holders visibly soiling themselvesFreeSpaceThat’s a NICE new Apple StoreApple TV (joke)
Rendered VT of terrifying new officeInstagrammed photo of the Keynote (a.k.a. Tim Cook with a vintage feel)Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY true“We hope you like it”Vague information about Apple Pay connectivity
Streaming free for iTunes Match users? Yes!Health monitoring features. It’s all about the stats, folksEddy CueWhat is the use case re: Tinder?They Didn’t Forget About Dre

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