Apple Keynote Bingo

September Event 2015 Edition


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“Partnership”Complaints it doesn’t have USB-CComplaints that it does have USB-CU2! Really? REALLY?Computer controlled milling machine action shot
“Let me show it to you”“We hope you like it”Fit men in crisp white shirts conspicuously wearing watchesThey Forgot About Dre“Will it bend?”
Apple TV still not *quite* rightDisappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY trueFreeSpaceA tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtagsThe still odd concept of Zane Lowe working for Apple
New, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)Phil Schiller serves some Samsung or Google baiting shade“Hmm” at that remote controlTim Cook’s thin, watery smileRancid new colours
Ginormous comedy iPadShut up, Bono“We love music, but you wouldn’t think so given this closing performance”EXCRUCIATING third party demoMarco Arment tweets “‘Shit’ – [maker of usurped feature]”

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