Apple Keynote Bingo

September 2018 Edition


BINGO!

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Respect the OLED…and tame the notch “It’s available in beta, right now” MOAR WATCH STRAPS Apple’s lack of diversity manifests itself on stage once again “Partnership”
Here comes the finance bit! That’s a NICE new Apple Store EXCRUCIATING third party demo Super-earnest medical research VT “Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word
Thin as a feature Apple stops pretending the Apple Watch is anything other than an expensive Fitbit FreeSpace That moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really do Whatever, it’s still a square watch
ZING! Take THAT Google! A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags Steve Jobs Theatre Footage of pleasingly diverse (for Apple) employees in a glass meeting room [a Drag Race GIF that perfectly illustrates something]
Home automate ALL THE THINGS Sir Jony Ive “Best ever battery life” once again a relative concept iPhone with Thunderbolt 3 and TouchBar Phil Schiller

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