Apple Keynote Bingo

Hello Again
October 2016 Edition


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Content rights holders visibly soiling themselvesSir Jony IveSuper-earnest medical research VTCan you play the function key panel like a cheap child’s toy piano? I hope soWhere’s the Mac Pro update, Apple?
Computer controlled milling machine action shotApple Pay statsNew Apple TV screensavers (because that will fix it, obviously)Phil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shade“Let me show it to you”
Enterprise! Woo yeah! *rolls eyes*“Billion”FreeSpace9.42am!Headphone jack now via USB-C -> lightning -> 3.5mm adapter
Male presenters undo yet another shirt buttonFirst “hands-on” from CNet that is anything butDreadful skitTim Cook’s thin, watery smileThey Didn’t Forget About Dre
Stealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the KeynoteTechbloggers valiantly attempt to justify lack of Escape keyPrice point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buyingMyraid ports replaced by USB-CEven the fanboys seem bored with iterative improvement

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