Apple Keynote Bingo

September 2017 Edition


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Tim Cook Super-earnest medical research VT Losing track of the number of things Steve Jobs would never have allowed Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience “We think it’s great”
Here comes the finance bit! Dreadful skit All the colours! Available in all the colours! Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY true You get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING!
New office… or Deathstar? iPhone X (“The ‘X’ makes it sound cool”) FreeSpace Steve Jobs Multi-Faith Prayer Room The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finished
Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software update “Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word “Here it is” “I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately* Beyond-acceptable pricing, magically justifying itself by Friday
Apple effectively claims to have invented HDR Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags Phil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shade They’re good phones, Brent.

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