Apple Keynote Bingo

June 2016 Edition


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Tim Cook’s thin, watery smileFirst “hands-on” from CNet that is anything butPhil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shadeComplaints that it does have USB-CEven the fanboys seem bored with iterative improvement
MOAR WATCH BANDS for your increasingly useless watchHere comes the finance bit!Everyone loses their shit about something technicalDisappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY true“We think it’s great”
“Apple Watch” not “the Apple Watch”Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software updateFreeSpaceApple Music becomes marginally less infuriatingInane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience
“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*“Here it is”“Billion”Poorly implemented cloud features
New office…or Deathstar?Computer controlled milling machine action shotA new computer? Who knew.Apply Pay statsEddy Cue

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