Apple Keynote Bingo


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Computer controlled milling machine action shotA rubbish middle-of-the-road singerHealth monitoring features. It’s all about the stats, folksiMessage syncing to stop sucking; Also, flying pigs“And if you’re an intelligence agency, you’re going to love this”
“Look at that”A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtagsAwful game uses INCREDIBLE new GPU capacity“Billion”Retweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple product
“We think it’s great”“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”FreeSpaceThe live blog you are following crashesPhil Schiller
“Amazing”“...but better”Insipid fashion bloggers start commenting on TwitterFirst blog post about why you need both iPhones for your “workflow”Security whitewash over any iCloud vulnerabilities. There were none
“It’s available in beta today”Oh god, Apple, don’t do social. You can’t do socialFirst troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”“nano”This iWatch isn’t made from a single piece of aluminium!

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