Apple Keynote Bingo


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An incomprehensible quantity of iMessages allegedly deliveredOblique reference to security of your dataStealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the KeynotePioneering new design (i.e. thinner)First “hands-on” from CNet that is anything but
“We think it’s great”A rubbish middle-of-the-road singerThe live blog you are following crashesThat’s a NICE new Apple StoreSomething to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps
9.42am!Microscopically marginal changes to the Apple TV, resulting in “all new” monikerFreeSpaceSlightly too long spent discussing the security of“10 ways to get more page views about the iWatch” – Business Insider
“It’s available in beta today”“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic wordEducation. It’s all about education. Is it PHOOEY. It’s about Flappy Birds.“Really cool”“Android already does that!”
Security whitewash over any iCloud vulnerabilities. There were noneNew, patent pending, “unnes-accessory”Totalling how much you have to spend on upgrades to get a minor new featureTim CookTim Cook’s thin, watery smile

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