Apple Keynote Bingo

September 2017 Edition


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100% more glass for extra shatterability “It’s in beta, right now” Tech nerds moaning about open-plan offices Something to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps? [a Drag Race GIF that perfectly illustrates something]
“But I’ve already given the NSA my fingerprints…” Siri on more stuff – more uselessness, more of the time iPhone X (“The ‘X’ makes it sound cool”) Vague promises of innovation to come Deluded attempt to fix the Apple TV by changing the interface again
Here comes the finance bit! 9.42am! FreeSpace Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad “Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word
Sir Jony Ive “We think it’s great” Eddy Cue That’s a NICE new Apple Store Super-earnest medical research VT
New Apple TV screensavers (because that will fix it, obviously) A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags “Here it is” Steve Jobs Staff Restaurant Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying

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