Apple Keynote Bingo

Hello Again
October 2016 Edition


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“We think it’s great”That moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really doStealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the KeynoteThey Forgot About DreSir Jony Ive
Here comes the finance bit!Where’s my 5K monitor, Apple?Content rights holders visibly soiling themselves“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*EXCRUCIATING third party demo
[Seriously, tho – MagSafe was ace. WHY, APPLE? WHY?]“Let me show it to you”FreeSpaceDisappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY trueJoke about exploding Note 7s
AdvertSwift? Maybe. I’m not a developer. I don’t careGod-awful keyboardInane fratboy-esque whooping from the audiencePreviously ethusiatic Unix Nerds decrying loss of keys they never used
Lots of iPhone-shot pictures of smiling CaucasiansPhil SchillerDreadful skitHopes the “music” act isn‘t a DJ cross-fading on the touchbarSuper-earnest medical research VT

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