Apple Keynote Bingo

Apple Watch Edition…Edition…Version


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Given the base price, is getting a diamond encrusted one *that* indulgent?Fit men in crisp white shirts conspicuously wearing watchesNew HQ continues to feel like vapourware“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic wordStealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote
AdvertPrice point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buyingRendered VT of terrifying new officeMike Monteiro says something outrageous in a tweetEddy Cue
Computer controlled milling machine action shotPrice is astronomicalFreeSpace9.42am!That’s the glasshole moment, right there
Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY trueNew, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)Rancid new coloursCheapest straps look crappy, thereby making you spend moreYou file away another claim by a fashionista that nobody will wear it
Watches really should be round, not squareHealth monitoring features. It’s all about the stats, folksConspicuous absence of battery life infoNike“Let me show it to you”

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