Apple Keynote Bingo


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That moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really doMG Siegler swears in a tweet“4.7? Or 5.5? Fuck it, I’ll just get both.”“Amazing”Apple gives in and turns ‘find my friends’ into a hookup app
Didn't the battery already last that long?Click wheel iPod finally, silently, and ruthlessly, killediWatch! About. Fucking. Time.Education. It’s all about education. Is it PHOOEY. It’s about Flappy Birds.Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience
AdvertSomething to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhapsFreeSpaceInsipid fashion bloggers start commenting on TwitterMicroscopically marginal changes to the Apple TV, resulting in “all new” moniker
“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*New HQ continues to feel like vapourware“nano”“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”iMessage syncing to stop sucking; Also, flying pigs
Stealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the KeynoteThe live blog you are following crashesAll the colours! Available in all the colours!Rancid new coloursTim Cook

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