Apple Keynote Bingo

WWDC 2015 Edition


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Mike Monteiro says something outrageous in a tweetTo the tune of “Mna-mna”: “Peripheral-do-do-do-do-do!”Edinburgh Apple Store!That moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really doRetweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple product
First troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”Nice independent software maker totally undermined by a new featureNew, fairly dreary, feature gets ridiculous name (e.g. “Power Station”)Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY trueMG Siegler swears in a tweet
“It’s in beta, right now”Rancid new coloursFreeSpaceAdvertRendered VT of terrifying new office
Health monitoring features. It’s all about the stats, folksMarco Arment tweets “‘Shit’ – [maker of usurped feature]”Fit women running conspicuously wearing watchesThe Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finishedFit men in crisp white shirts conspicuously wearing watches
9.42am!Can I play Crossy Road on it?Swift? Maybe. I’m not a developer. I don’t careStreaming free for iTunes Match users? Yes!Content rights holders visibly soiling themselves

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