Apple Keynote Bingo

Apple Watch Edition…Edition…Version


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ZING! Take THAT Google!Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPadBuzzFeed animated GIF listicleToo long spent going over new Siri featuresPrice point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying
Poorly implemented cloud features“Let me show it to you”Edinburgh Apple Store!The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finishedRendered VT of terrifying new office
Phil Schiller serves some Samsung or Google baiting shade“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic wordFreeSpaceWatches really should be round, not squareWhat is the use case re: Tinder?
Mike Monteiro says something outrageous in a tweetFirst troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”Computer controlled milling machine action shotHealth monitoring features. It’s all about the stats, folksNice independent software maker totally undermined by a new feature
Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience“Apple Watch” not “the Apple Watch”That moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really doRetweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple productTo the tune of “Mna-mna”: “Peripheral-do-do-do-do-do!”

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