Apple Keynote Bingo
September 2018 Edition
|Everyone loses their shit about something technical
||“Best ever battery life” once again a relative concept
||Eddy Cue does some dad dancing
||EXCRUCIATING third party demo
||[a Drag Race GIF that perfectly illustrates something]
|Phil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shade
||“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word
||All the colours! Available in all the colours!
||“We hope you like it”
||The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finished
||The never ending quest to avoid calling it “pink”
|A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags
||Tim Cook’s thin, watery smile
||Apple Pay stats
||Computer controlled milling machine action shot
||Siri can now misunderstand you in a wider variety of home automation circumstances
|That moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really do
||Super-earnest medical research VT
||Jony: “I won’t be happy until it’s just a featureless block of metal”.
||They’re good phones, Brent.
||“We think it’s great”
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