Apple Keynote Bingo


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Here comes the finance bit!Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audienceSheepish mention of Maps…and moving swiftly onStealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote“Exciting”
ZING! Take THAT Google!Someone says “This is exactly how Steve would have done it”ASYMCO makes a new chart; you wonder how he has the timeBased on price, new Mac Pro seemingly made of solid goldRetweet of Oatmeal cartoon about owning an Apple product
Mike Monteiro says something outrageous in a tweetThe live blog you are following crashesFreeSpace“Let me show it to you”Pleather bumper for those pining for skeuomorphism
Who is this guy?Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY trueUninspiring demo of Mavericks“Look at that”“And if you’re an intelligence agency, you’re going to love this”
Outraged 4 owners moan at dropped support for legacy hardwareFirst troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”Click wheel iPod finally, silently, and ruthlessly, killedThat’s a NICE new Apple StoreTacit admission battery life wasn’t good enough

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