Apple Keynote Bingo

Hello Again
October 2016 Edition


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ZING! Take THAT Google! They Didn’t Forget About Dre Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience “I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately* Stealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote
Dreadful skit Techbloggers valiantly attempt to justify lack of Escape key Smiling children in an emerging market play with an iPad Super-earnest medical research VT “Let me show it to you”
“We hope you like it” Computer controlled milling machine action shot FreeSpace You get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING! [Seriously, tho – MagSafe was ace. WHY, APPLE? WHY?]
Phil Schiller Tim Cook’s thin, watery smile Even the fanboys seem bored with iterative improvement Joke about exploding Note 7s A new app that looks OK, but nothing special
“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?” Market analysts hoping consumers “swipe-right” on new MacBooks Apple Pay stats Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software update God-awful keyboard

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