Apple Keynote Bingo

September Event 2015 Edition


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Demos showing inexplicable lack of concern at being muggedNice independent software maker totally undermined by a new featureThat’s a NICE new Apple StoreShut up, Bono“It’s in beta, right now”
BuzzFeed animated GIF listicleThey Forgot About Dre“Here it is”Fit women running conspicuously wearing watchesPrice point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying
Jony – you could do with some botox, bae.New HQ continues to feel like vapourwareFreeSpacePhil Schiller“Let me show it to you”
“Oh, you started with a single piece of aluminium, did you?”Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY trueSir Jony IveAdvertIncrementally better camera
First troll-y article claiming to be “bored of Apple”“Partnership”Ginormous comedy iPadMarco Arment tweets “‘Shit’ – [maker of usurped feature]”Apple TV still not *quite* right

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