Apple Keynote Bingo


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“Really cool”Something to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps“Here it is”Better than ever camera, with same size as ever sensorYour background image of choice is no longer included! Shit!
“It just works”New screen made from ludicrously expensive substanceSmiling children in an emerging market play with an iPadTim Cook“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word
BuzzFeed animated GIF listicleSir Jony IveFreeSpaceBono. FFS“Exciting”
Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience“4.7? Or 5.5? Fuck it, I’ll just get both.”Click wheel iPod finally, silently, and ruthlessly, killed“It’s available in beta today”Oh. A new version of iTunes. Great.
Instagrammed photo of the Keynote (a.k.a. Tim Cook with a vintage feel)MG Siegler swears in a tweetNikeTotalling how much you have to spend on upgrades to get a minor new featureComputer controlled milling machine action shot

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