||Super-earnest medical research VT
||Losing track of the number of things Steve Jobs would never have allowed
||Inane fratboy-esque whooping from the audience
||“We think it’s great”
|Here comes the finance bit!
||All the colours! Available in all the colours!
||Disappointment as all the rumours turn out to be EXACTLY true
||You get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING!
|New office… or Deathstar?
||iPhone X (“The ‘X’ makes it sound cool”)
||Steve Jobs Multi-Faith Prayer Room
||The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finished
|Attempting to fix the Apple TV remote with software update
||“Boom!/Bam!” or other onomatopoeic word
||“Here it is”
||“I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately*
||Beyond-acceptable pricing, magically justifying itself by Friday
|Apple effectively claims to have invented HDR
||Price point slightly too high, but not high enough to stop you buying
||A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags
||Phil Schiller serves some Samsung- or Google-baiting shade
||They’re good phones, Brent.