Apple Keynote Bingo

September 2017 Edition


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You get a Pro thing, You get a Pro thing, EVERYBODY GETS A PRO THING! First “hands-on” from CNet that is anything but MOAR WATCH STRAPS Losing track of the number of things Steve Jobs would never have allowed Something to do with home automation. A refrigerator perhaps?
Siri on more stuff – more uselessness, more of the time “I’ll never get used to that!” *gets used to it almost immediately* Deluded attempt to fix the Apple TV by changing the interface again Glimmers of hope that ARKit might actually have practical applications H*cking Brexit
Stealthy upgrade to a product not mentioned in the Keynote Eddy Cue does some dad dancing FreeSpace “Let me show it to you” Footage of pleasingly diverse (for Apple) employees in a glass meeting room
A tweet that just says “oooh” followed by a bunch of hashtags Poorly implemented cloud features [a Drag Race GIF that perfectly illustrates something] The Verge hits 10 “articles” before the thing’s even finished Tech nerds moaning about open-plan offices
Steve Jobs Medical Centre “We think it’s great” That moment when you didn‘t think you wanted one, but you really do Time-lapse of new office reacting to weather conditions Wireless charging! Great! *throws a dozen Lightning cables in the trash*

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